alright!
i'm over by the water cooler
listen to the chatter
while i'm working to get fired but it doesn't seem to matter
when the week is nearly through
but i find something to do
cause the end [bad word] soon
yeah the end [bad word] 
alright!
alright!
well alright!
alright!

put the days together and they start to do some damage
if the mean is in the middle then i know that i will manage
when the week is nearly through
i will find something to do
cause the end [bad word] soon
yeah the end [bad word] 
the telephone is ringing right off the hook
must be one of those days where i got the shakes that just can't shook
pick up the phone and say we're alright
alright!
alright!
alrighty-ity-ity-ity.....

and i don't wanna have to think about it
(why should you think about it)
and i don't wanna have to think about it
(why should you think about it)
and i don't wanna have to think about it
(why should you think about it)
and i don't wanna have to think about it
(why should you think about it)

the telephone is ringing right off the hook must be one of those days where i got the shakes
that just can't shook

alright!
alright!
alright!
alright!
alright!
alright!
alrighty-ity-ity-ity.....
well alright!