Yer parents are so proud now yer off to school
That it would never cross their minds that you just wanna [bad word] 
As many chics as possible you're so [bad word] #39; lame
I hate you all, I can spot you mile away cuz you all look the same

Kill - drown in your keg!
Kill - your [bad word] rage!
Kill - suck your parents dry!
Kill - you're nothing in my eyes!

Your parents are so proud you're finally in college
But when Biff showed you how to suck down a beer bong was your idea of knowledge
But you've never thought for yourself, your decisions are always made in some one else's mind
And that basically sumarizes your [bad word] worthless life

Kill - drown in your keg!
Kill - your [bad word] rage!
Kill - suck your parents dry!
Kill - you're nothing in my eyes!

Just think for a second about what you'd [bad word] do
If mom and dad weren't shelling out cash for you