Escape from loneliness and bore
You're evidently a geezer
But I can ignore the fact that they keep off you
You might delight with me quite a few
Keep it in the dark
Well keep it

You told my restrictions are fairly stringent
Although I'm good at shamming you could ponder:
My salt and zest 're put on myself
Produced by refusal to merge
But I
Will keep it in the dark
Will keep it

You're my best fake friend ever
You're my best fake friend

Secret daydreams inflate the head
Unattainable thing's worth of adore
So blazing and porcelain and pure
To clue is not better
I'm sure that it's not
Keep it in the dark
Well keep it

You're my best fake friend ever
You're my best fake friend ever
You're my best fake friend ever
You're my best fake friend

Irritation of your jabber increased
Chats were deceased
Never
Never

You should keep it in the dark
Well keep it in the dark