Verse 1 
Looking out my window 
Talking to my cat like he's kinfolk 
I sip a coke and I drink slow 
I'm in limbo 
No plan 
No girlfriend, I just need to meet a nympho 
But I won't cause I'm more sensitive than my lymph nodes 
and I give too much info 
You can't upzip 
After saying dumb [bad word] like, 
Like I hear your name every time the wind blows 
I gave a chilly chick my jacket and my skin froze 
and then she jacked it and just ran off with my thin clothes 
I guess that [bad word] makes her a heartbreaker in my windbreaker 
I'm not tripping off the bimbos, I just think about the puns that I can spit later 
she couldn't salt me, she was just a hip shaker 
And to answer the question that you implied in your eyes 
No, I don't think that I'm smarter than a fifth grader 

Verse 2 
Reality valedictorian 
Graduated to the next level and i hopped in my delorian 
Aurora borealis in my rearview in my rearview, man it's glorious 
waking up at noon, I'm notorious 
I'm gonna roll the dice, I'm very lucky, but [bad word] it 
Papa needs a new pair of huggies 
in this life of hard knocks 
feeling like the Hulk, I throw my enemies against the wall across the room like they were my alarm clock 
After dark, car parked right on our block 
arm wrapped around the card stock chick propped up in the passenger seat for a sweet one-way heart to heart talk 
I think I'm ahead of my age like I'm DipNDots 
These women that I've dated lately really seem to think I'm odd- Strange 
they smile nod 
which is hard without a head on their shoulders like Ichabod 
Crane