[bad word] 
I got a new kind y 
I'm working on a recipe for fresh 
And [bad word] of some rare kinds of y 
new kind of y 

verse 1 
My face is like the California government 
In terms of how it tends to budget what it's covered in 
Hair follicles are public school doors 
Every day I open up a new pore 
And shut two more 
It's even worse to check the [bad word] that's risen 
Cause zits pop up quick like they're prisons 
It's all blackheads-- no justice now 
But they get overcrowded and I bust em out 
I'm like Pop! Pop! [bad word]  I'm a bad man 
And some day my skin'll crack like the Badlands 
Like my dad's is 
But if that's all, I don't give a rat's balls 
I'll wear them like they're badges  [bad word] a boyscout 
they're manscout patches 
Cause I'm endowed, and how! Dammit 
And I know my body makes you want to hang out bad 
The way my skin is cleaner than a Shamwow ad 
Someday you'll see my stubble from the hubble 
On my mama on the double I'ma look like [bad word] 
 [bad word] 
But for now 
I got a new kind y 
I'm working on a theorem of a new 
And experimental blend of different rare kinds of y 
new kind of y 
 [bad word] 

George verse 2 
yesterday I bought a pullupbar 
I made plans to go jog down the boulevard 
I changed my culinary choices from full of starch 
to full of [bad word] 
it's total farce 
I [bad word] a lap in years 
but i'll crack a beer  [bad word] the poker table like a [bad word] racketeer 
Boom shakalack [bad word] 
let's have a potluck 
I got a hot buck burning a hole in my pocket 
so let's hit the [bad word] 
jock's suck 
Just throw everything we got in the wok 
And let's [bad word] till it looks like we're knocked up 
 [bad word] 

JT brought y back, but it's a cheap one 
So I brought that y back for a refund 
new y's begun