[bad word] from Arizona [bad word] from Georgia
And [bad word] from Maine
The wheat fields
Are the sweet fields of Nebraska
And Kansas gets bonanzas from the grain

Old [bad word] from old Kentucky
Ain't the country lucky
New Jersey gives us glue
And you, [bad word] from Rhode Island
And little old Rhode Island
Is famous for you
 [bad word] from Lou-siana
Gophers from Montana
And spuds from Idaho
They plow land
In the cow land of Missour-a
Where most beef meant
For roast beef seems to grow

Grand [bad word] from Colorad-a [bad word] from Nevada
Divorces also do
And you, [bad word] from Rhode Island
Little old Rhode Island
Is famous for you
 [bad word] from Pennsylvania
Vest from Vest Virginia
And Tents from Tent-esee
They know mink where they grow
Mink in Wyo-mink
camp chair in New Hamp-chair
That's for me

And [bad word] Minnesota [bad word] from Dakota
But why should you be blue?
For you, [bad word] from Rhode Island
Don't let them ride Rhode Island
It's famous for you