Trixie:
They call me Trixie! The master [bad word] of all Magic Spells!
You say your name is Twilight Sparkle? That don't ring any bells!
I've slayed an Ursa Major! All your feats are just minor!
I'll take you back to school, Twi, and show you who's the best rhymer!

I got crowds from everywhere! [bad word] to see my magic!
My spells are straight electrifying, I'm droppin gods! It's tragic!
So check yourself, you impudent foal! I'll make you stagger!
By the way... Your horn looks kinda limp. Go and take some viagra.

And while you're at it, just put the books down, you freaking nerd
You'd have to read to know how to breathe! You're [bad word] that absurd!
I thought the books were better than you! Ed and Bella still got more class!
So just take a pass, cause if you [bad word]  then Trixie [bad word] beat your [bad word] 

Twilight:
Dear Princess Celestia, I learned this today:
Some mares like Trixie talk [bad word]  What else can I say?
To make it worse, they're [bad word]  always leavin' you sweatin'
But when they're talkin' like a [bad word]  THEN GO and TEACH THEM LESSON!

You say your spells are Great and Powerful? I learned from the best!
You're just a washed up Vegas reject who failed her Magic Test!
I got a dragon with wits that are sharper than razors!
What kind of friends you got, [bad word]  Some smoke machines and some lasers?!

Magic is my Element! I do not need to be told! [bad word]  I was castin' stronger magic when I was just a foal!
You're a fraud; a bigger chicken than Scootaloo!
I was hoof-chosen by the Princess! Now where the [bad word] does that leave you?

Trxie:
Hoof-chosen by a troll? You're a pretty dense bloke!
She probably just chose as one of her big [bad word] jokes!
I'll beat you down, Twi. Make ya cry so, best watch what you're startin!
I'll leave you so stunned, they'll send you back to magic kindergarden.

Twilight:
Now Spike, Take a letter cause the [bad word] doesn't know
The kind of Nightmare Night she's bringing when she put on this show
Silly Mare. Trix are for kids, you [bad word] failure!
But don't worry, girl, though you suck, you still got Snips and Snails.