IF I HAD GUN - Bag, Simmons

I said
Look a me with my makeup messed
I feel so ugly I've never been kissed
Hey God can you make it all go away

[Verse]
Everyday it's the same [bad word] thing
I wake up draggin' this ball and chain
I keep on looking for a piece of the action
But I just can't get ahead
 [bad word] 
He said, if I had a gun
I'd have me some fun
I'd shoot everyone
Who [bad word] me off today
So don't [bad word] me off today

Look at me I'm all screwed up
I've bangged my head I'm stuck in [bad word] So hey God, can you make it all go away

[Verse]
And all the [bad word] goin' in my head
Makes me crazy, makes me see red
I keep on looking for a piece of the action
But I can't get ahead
 [bad word] 
He said, if I had a gun
I'd have me some fun
I'd shoot everyone
Who [bad word] me off today

And he said, I want to go home
'Cause I know I can't take anymore
So don't [bad word] me off today

I said
Look a me with my makeup messed
I feel so ugly I've never been kissed
Hey God can you make it all go away