[bad word] 
All I wanted to do is write rhymes 
All I ever wanted to do is write rhymes 
All I ever wanted to do is write rhymes 
(Huh?) Is that a crime? 
(What?) To write rhymes? 

Verse 2 
I don't be an economist 
I don't want to be a cheap novelist 
I don't want to be a weed or a botanist 
I don't want to be a pimp or bottom [bad word] 
I don't want to be a strip club manager 
And I'd hate to be a strip club janitor 
Mopping up for [bad word] [bad word] customer, bust in their nuts in the cuts I 
Just wanna bust a verse 
I don't wanna be a court jester 
I don't want to be a royal poison tester 
I don't wanna pick up dog [bad word] for park and rec 
And I don't want to be a doghouse architect 
I don't want to be a server 
I don't want to flip beef burgers 
be a beat maker, 
a wal mart greeter 
CEO, an astronaut or a [bad word] sheep herder 

Verse 3 
But the sad fact is, most real folks don't get don't get to practice 
What we love for a living 
we do backflips 
And no matter where we're at on the atlas 
Earth spins on its axis 
back to the rat race [bad word] the hampster wheel 
At a mad pace  [bad word] laps till our last days 
Just a beast till the last rose petal drops in the glass case 

I'm one of a lucky bunch 
But I upchuck my free lunch when sucker punched 
I'm [bad word] up, I don't want to free pass 
When my ancestors potatoes rotted in the field they would have to eat grass 
And folks put on ski masks 
when their back's against the wall throwing right hooks 
And I just wanna pen verses, write hooks 
Man I'm such lucky [bad word] 
Someone [bad word] slap me with my rhymebook