Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp, 
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some [bad word] little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot [bad word] ..

And he don't know...

I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some 
white-trash version of Shania kareoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm [bad word]  
and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo...
Oh and he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

Ohh... not on me...
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats... 

ohh... before he cheats...