Here's a story that must be told 
It's kinda' new, not very old 
About a female martian with a wild grin 
Big orange eyes and green skin 
Blue was her hair 
She came from way up there 
She wore silver underwear 
Almost naked but she didn't care 
Why oh, why did [bad word] from 
Planet V? 
I don't know woh who who 
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Martian girl from Planet V 
Will you marry me? 
Wo wo wo wo wo 
She came from outer space 
She came to see 
If earth was good 
Wo wo wo wo 
In the supermarket she got distracted 
In the meat department 
Wo wo wo wo wo 
She's looking at me 
She's looking hungry 
Think she's gonna eat me! 
Wo wo wo wo wo 

She's not a bird 
She's not a plane 
She's got green blood 
Pumping through her veins. 
Saw a light in the sky 
And then I found her 
Now I'm having my own close encounter 
She smiled at me as she fixed her hair 
And then she kissed me 
Right then and there 
I started bleeding, 
That's the weirdest part 
''cause this alien's teeth were razor sharp! 
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Woah, Oh Baby, 
What a wacky alien she was 
I'll tell you why, It's just because 
She had an appetite that couldn't be beat 
She came from space to eat people meat 
I guess I didn't taste good anyway 
''cause when she kissed me, 
She flew away!