[bad word] 
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 1]
Im that guy man, shove a dime up in my hind end,
And [bad word] it with my butt muscles as I cut vocals,
 [bad word] poke holes in your shirt jump in mud puddles,
While I stomp mud holes in your [bad word] girl lets cuddle,
Blood curdling on your girdle whatll,
I do for my next trick Im feeling wonderful,
I think I might just do something a little less subtle,
Shove a [bad word] Tonka [bad word] up a little kids butt hole,
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash Ambassador,
Of the Valentines Day massacre slash assassin,
I slash her in [bad word] with an icicle and leave her in a blood bath while I,
Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her,
In my Spider-Man mask just imagine,
The fun I can have with a strap on,
Stick up a Kim Kardashians [bad word] 
And make the [bad [bad word] a triathlon,
Are those pistachios? [bad word] id like to have some,
Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one,
Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on,
 [bad word] man are you that much of an [bad word] 

 [bad word] 
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 2]
I'm like Houdini,
Tuck my teeny, eenie, weenie between each,
One of my thighs and make it disappear like Houdini.
Make this [bad word] disappear like Tara Ried in a bikini,
Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie.
They call me the [bad word] loop from Jupiter,
I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your [bad word] shoot, don't move or ya,
Might get it stuck up so [bad word] #39; far up in your uvula,
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You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to your gloutius.
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio,
Now who do ya think is more [bad word] 
Weenier's smothered in peanut butter,
Pudding on the tube of your eye shadow,
And that'd look nice, you shoulda seen it mother.
I think I put a piece of art on my Visa card,
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with some pleasing art?(i have no [bad word] idea)
And mosy on over to Rosie O'Donnell's, with McDonald's,
Jump in her lap and watch the Sopranos.

 [bad word] 
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 3]
Shady what're ya doin' chewin' on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat and hide a clue in the back room,
And assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room,
Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a raccoon,
Skewin' a rat, a cat, screwin' a baboon.
You shouldn't ask, "What is he doin' with that broom?".
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds,
You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh.
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin,
By the hair and make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'.
Shady why do you gotta pick on the lady for,
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you and baby-tard?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed,
Kelly Pickler hid my juicebox under my bassinet,
No wonder my [bad word] is wet,