Pot Belly Bill
The Gas Supply Has Been Cut Off, The Telly's On The Blink
Billy Stinks, He Drinks & Spews Up In The Kitchen Sink
He's Sick Of His Bleedin' Life, & He's Gonna Smack The Wife In The Jaw
Billy’s Missus Cleans And [bad word] While Billy's Down The Boozer
But She's Had Belly Full Now Billy's Gonna Lose Her
She's In Her Dressing Gown, Billy's Breaking Down The Bedroom Door
 [bad word] 
Pot... Pot Belly Bill
Big Fat Dirty Lout
Pig & Layabout
Pot... Pot Belly Bill
Foul Gob That's Never Shut
Fat Slob With Beer Gut
Pot Pot Pot Belly Bill

He's Such Hog At Tea Time, He Shovels Down His [bad word] He Burps & [bad word] Noises, Then He Nicks Off Down The Pub
Between You & Me, & Billy's Missus Will Agree, He's Swine

It's Closing Time At The Local, & He Stumbles Out The Bar
The [bad word] Lump Forgets To Switch The Lights On In His Car
But Billy Is Darer, He Did Not See The Sierra Round The Bend
1/2 An Hour Latter Billy's Hospitalized
"Tell The Wife To Bring Some Cans In With The Grapes" He Cries
But She's Seen The Light
She Said "Serve The Fat Slob Right, I Hope He Dies"