got me a CS degree
honor roll, MIT

moved to Palo Alto
opportunity Knocked

thought i had the perfeect plan
took a job at webvan

traded in my twenties
for a worthless pile of tech stock

Suffered throught the market crash
lost a giant wad of cash

Pink slips, burger flips
would you like some fries

happy days are here again
lary page, sergey brin

time to write a business plan
so i can be like those guys!
 [bad word] another bubble
   
it's a monster rally
all around the valley
   
first you need a buzzword
(Ajax)
then a second and a third

pick at least two industries
you'll revolutionize
(newpappers + friendship bracelets)
   
find yourself an engineer
feed him pizza, buy him beer
(product placement : Samel Adams)
   
Give him just a fraction
of a fraction of the pie
   
need a good domain name
must be cheap, can't be lame
   
something cool like
flickr, meebo, wikiyou, mahalo, bebo
   
"telephone" without the "t"
"digg" but with a triple "g"
   
make your elevator pith
("We're going to change the world!")
code it up and flip the switch
(internal server error)
    [bad word] another bubble
(VC #1: friendship bracelets and news is a game changer.)
the VCs are backing
(VC #2: The next wave of the web will be friendship bracelets.)
baby let's get cracking
   
blog, blog, blog it all
blog it if it’s big or small
   
blog at the cineplex
(justin.tv)
blog while you're having 
   
blog in the locker room
babies blogging in the womb

blog even if you’re wrong
won’t you blog about this song?
(Yet Another Stupid Web 2.0 Video)
   
launch party, nicely dressed
what the point? sausage fest
   
blue shirt, khaki pants,
looking like a line of ants
   
need to get a facebook page
all these guys are half my age
   
twenty nice, past my prime
i feel so behind the times
    [bad word] another bubble
(Matt is broke)
in a year we swear
we'll all be billionaires
   
make yourself a million bucks
partly skill, mostly luck
   
now you can afford a down payment
on a small house
   
if you want a bigger one
hillsborough, atherton
   
better hoipe the same thing
happened to your spouse
   
IPO... luky you
have your cake and eat it too
   
Party yacht, party jet
why not buy a matching set?
   
build yourself a rocket ship
blast off on an ego trip
   
can this really be the end?
back to work you go again
    [bad word] another bubble
(im in ur serverz making thingz better!!, Twitter has problems!!)
and when we are gone
(You looked better on Myspace)
this will still go on
   
and on and on and on and on