Hi, I’m William Shatner and I love fried Turkey. But Turkey and oil are a [bad word] so watch this video. I want [bad word] on it and I want to know how you plan to keep yourself and your family and me safe from Turkey Fryer Fire.

I want a deep fried turkey.
I want a moistier, tastier turkey.
I want a deep fried turkey.
I want a moistier, tastier turkey.

It started as a hunger, I was young and arrogant. (I was young and arrogant)
Blinded by my hunger. I ignored safety.
I want a deep fried turkey.
I want a moistier, tastier turkey.
I want a deep fried turkey.
I want a moistier, tastier turkey.

When I placed my hands on that fryer I didn’t want to let go. (let go)
Back then everyone was doing it. (doing it)
I once loved this piece of metal.

Keep yourself and your family and me safe from Turkey Fryer Fire.

So dangerous. You can’t even imagine.
Fried Turkey Tastes Great.
Great Taste.
I love fried turkey.
But you gotta be safe.

Pot. Thermometer. Dingle-dangle. (dingle-dangle)
Pot. Thermometer. Where’s the Dingle-dangle.

Hot oil, wet frozen Turkey.
Pushed together makes steam.
Pushing the hot oil over the top and igniting on the open flame.

I want a deep fried turkey.
I want a moistier, tastier turkey.
I want a deep fried turkey.
I want a moistier, tastier turkey.

Blinded by my hunger. I ignored safety.
Spat in the face of science
Turn off the flame. (turn off the flame)

Oh my goodness what have I done!

Aw Aw – Look At This! That is so stupid!

Keep yourself and your family and me safe from Turkey Fryer Fire.

So dangerous. You can’t even imagine.

I want a deep fried turkey.
I want a moistier, tastier turkey.
I want a deep fried turkey.
I want a moistier, tastier turkey.

That fryer took so much from me.
But it gave me a healthy fear.

Fire, metal, oil and Turkey are glorious when in harmony but their power is unrelenting in careless hands.