You're a silly pony!
Who is?
You is, Applejack!

Bumping into gates and
knocking over fences, 
who is?
You is, Applejack!

All day long you trot around, 
looking at the Apples on the trees,
dreaming all your Pony dreams,
licking lips so greedily.

Who's a silly Pony?
You're a silly Pony!
Who is?
You is, Applejack!

Bumping into posts and
falling into trenches,
who is?
You is, Applejack!

Watching all the Rosy Apples
Oops, there goes another fence.
Are [bad word]  are you going?
Why don't you use your Horse Sense? 

Who's a silly Pony?
You're a silly Pony!
Who is?
You is, Applejack!

Bumping into posts and
knocking over fences,
who is?  
You is, Applejack!

Applejack!

Applejack!

Soon the winds will blow a whistle,
knocking Apples to the ground.
Call for Bow-Ties, she will help you
spread her ribbons on the ground.

Who's a silly Pony?
You're a silly Pony!
Who is?
You is, Applejack!

Falling over logs and
bumping into fences, 
who is?
You is, Applejack!