i don’t have to worry, have to worry 
whether or not you would love me 
if i just started packing, started packing 
baby weight on my body 
‘cause you are the american dream man 
your love is stronger than your need 
for unrealistic demands 
but that’s not the end of his good deeds

he always smells good, like they all should 
keeps his clothes folded up in a drawer  [bad word] up behind me, kisses my neck 
as he starts sweeping the floor 
because he is the ultimate clean man  [bad word] one [bad word] all and feast your eyes 
on this here dying breed man 
hands in your pockets, ‘cause this one’s mine

and did i forget to mention that he instinctively 
knows just where to be focusing energies 
ladies, if you know what i mean 
shall we raise up our glasses 
here’s to all my [bad word] [bad word] 
in the form of an american man

he’s got a lot of manly man things, to be sure 
he brings them all to the table 
along with gourmet dishes 
whatever my wish is that day, he makes it happen 
‘cause he is the american dream man  [bad word] one [bad word] all and pinch your side 
to see if maybe you’re dreaming 
‘cause i have to do it all the time

just try to find another one 
bet you’ll have one [bad word] of a time 
until we have a son (i’m kidding) 
but allow me to boast as we raise for a toast now 
here’s to all my [bad word] [bad word] 
in the form of an american man

if you know what i mean 
shall we raise up our glasses 
here’s to what my friends refer to as a ‘bonus’ 
we’re talking brains over braun 
and his shoulders are plenty wide enough to lean on 
and upstairs, he’s got it going on 
after all, he is the american dream man 
he is the ultimate clean man 
he is the american dream man