your help creates more problems 
 like desk lamps just make more shadows 
 you removed the security tag and the ink exploded over your new t-shirt 

 it's a little dilemma i keep to my self 
 you'd know if you were up to date with my mental health records 
 i know it's a lot to ask but don't tell me don't tell me 

 where's your cool, bartsimpsonbarneystinson? 
 you've yet to win it back in your cereal 
 you removed your pace maker and your heart exploded all over you new t-shirt 

 it's a little dilemma that i keep to my self 
 you'd know if you were up to date with my mental health records 
 i know it's a lot to ask but don't tell me don't tell me 

 i meant to thank him for putting salt in my food 
 until i found he'd [bad word] salt in my wound 
 home bound cats glide bring it to me 
 now all my problems part by the sea 

 snakes pass take me home 
 car journey, cogs turn, life goes on 
 [bad word] once more 
 i'm so glad i'm not driving