[Elton John:]]
Feet are feeling light
Head on out to see the sights
Ain't life a many splendored thing?

[Lady Gaga:]
Ducking up and down
All these crazy sights and sounds
Bounce around like puppets on a string

Never going to find
Anything to change my mind
Famous last lines of a fool

[Elton John:]
Just when you think
You're a chain with just one link. [bad word] to tip you off your stool

[Elton John & Lady Gaga:]
Hello Hello
My, my, my what have we here?
What a surprise
What a surprise
Hello Hello
I'm not alone
It's good to know
Someone's out there to say hello
Hello

[Elton John:]
Do a dizzy dance
Twirl around and take a chance
Nothing's easy, [bad word] for free

[Lady Gaga:]
Sniffing on a [bad word] through an autumn shower
Bumping into someone else like me

[Elton John & Lady Gaga:]
And I could fly on the back of a bird
I could shake all the leaves from a tree
If there's a quest I'm a knight
Where there's wrong I'll do right
Two's better than the one I used to be