Ted [singing]: You don't have to take her to Paris or [bad word] 
 (Barney [spoken]: Uh Ted, whaaaaat are you doing?)
You just have to make her understand
 (Barney [spoken]: Ted, people are looking at us)
What she means to you
 (Barney [spoken]: Oh God, really? Really? You're really going to do this right now?)
On your Super Date...
Troubles of the world will simply have to wait
For wonders and amazement served up on a silver plate.
Hurry up now, don't be late.
'Cause hand in hand you'll find a land
Where paradise awaits.
 (Ted [spoken]: And then, BOOM! Firework show over the Manhattan skyline. You kiss her.)
And that's your Super Date!

Barney: That sounds… gooey… and romantic.
Ted: Yeah.
Barney: Strip club?
Ted: Strip club!