This is a seasonal affair
So be there or be square
And the invitation said so
So just let that ego go
And watch it strike back like a boomerang
Scared stiff and not sure how to deal with it
You're a legend in this room
Only on this room
Oh goodness me
Oh goodness my mind has slipped
And wiped you away from it
Same [bad word]  different day
Same [bad word] 
Same [bad word]  different day
Now lets, lets backtrack and back it up
We have a whole lot to prove
You hike your skirt
And pull your shirt down
To give those gents what they crave
Because as you say
You love to save
To save
Now lets, lets backtrack and back it up
We have a whole lot to prove

Let the sweat drop
Calm, collected, and cunning
Watch those jaws drop
The sweat is [bad word] 

Some have labeled me so savvy
And I'll admit
I agree to disagree
Do your knees go weak when I simply speak?
And did you, did you hear that I am so charming?
Oh yeah and I bow and bow
But I'm not sure I can bare it
Same [bad word]  different day
Same [bad word] 
Same [bad word]  different day
Now lets, lets backtrack and back it up
We have a whole lot to prove

Let the sweat drop
Calm, collected, and cunning
Watch those jaws drop
The sweat is [bad word] 
Let the sweat drop
Calm, collected, and cunning
Watch those jaws drop
The sweat is [bad word] 

This is a seasonal affair
So be there or be square
The invitation said so
So let that ego go

Let the sweat drop
Calm, collected, and cunning
Watch those jaws drop
The sweat is [bad word] 
Let the sweat drop
Calm, collected, and cunning
Watch those jaws drop
The sweat is [bad word]