Everyone loves you when you're down
Everyone loves you when you're down

These are things to be mad at
This is all you'll ever get
Wear the word on your forehead

You bear our cross to the market
Keep some change for the safest bet
Place your face on the doormat

Everyone loves you when you're down
Everyone loves you when you're down

Help yourself to the sweet pill
Take a look from the window sill
You won't jump, this is life, still

Everyone loves you when you're down
Everyone loves you when you're down

These are things to be mad at
This is all you'll ever get
This is all you'll ever get
This is all you'll ever get

Everyone loves you when you're down
Everyone loves you when you're down