Up in the morning I bust a spliff
I roll it up and I take a whiff
Go downstairs and I have an egg
Go downtown and start today

I've got four bucks and I buy a six
Pick up girls they're real nice chicks
Feel real tired I take the train
Back to Queens [bad word] it home again

Yeah that's right
You can tell by the way this song is
Astoria [bad word] [bad word] planet Earth