Last night I had enough of you, I put on the brakes 
And I could tell you took it hard, 
It was all over your face 
That you were slipping and flipping, but here is the sitch 
I signed up for a man, but you are just a [bad word] 

You should know that I love you a lot 
But I just can't date a dude with a vag 
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop 
Then you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop 
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that 
When you grow a pear, you can call me back 
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright 
But you're acting like a chick all the time 
You were cool and now you're not just like that 
When you grow a pear, you can call me back 

When I first met you (Panties dropping!) 
Everytime I saw you (It was on and!) 
One day you asked if we could just talk 
And that's the reason why I'm walking 
If I am honest, I'm just not hooked on your phonics 
I'm not trying to [bad word] or [bad word] 
I just wanted one thing from you 

And you got confused 

You should know that I love you a lot 
But I just can't date a dude with a vag 
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop 
Then you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop 
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that 
When you grow a pear, you can call me back 
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright 
But you're acting like a chick all the time 
You were cool and now you're not just like that 
When you grow a pear, you can call me back 

When you grow a pear, you can call me back 
When you grow a pear, you can call me back 
Grow a pear, you can call me back 
When you grow a pear, you can call me back 
Oh, grow a pear, you can call me back 
And no, I don't want to see your mangina 
When you grow a pear, you can call me back 

When we fell in love, you made my heart drop 
Then you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop 
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that 
When you grow a pear, you can call me back 
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright 
But you're acting like a chick all the time 
You were cool and now you're not just like that 
When you grow a pear, you can call me back