I gave a letter to the postman, 
he put it his sack. 
Bright in early next morning, 
he brought my letter back. 

She wrote upon it: 
Return to sender, address unknown. 
No such number, no such zone. 
We had a quarrel, a lover's spat 
I write I'm sorry but my letter [bad word] back. 

So then I dropped it in the mailbox 
And sent it special D. 
Bright in early next morning 
it came right back to me. 

She wrote upon it: 
Return to sender, address unknown. 
No such number, no such zone. 

This time I'm gonna take it myself 
and put it right in her hand. 
And if [bad word] back the very next day 
then I'll understand the writing on it 

Return to sender, address unknown. 
No such person, no such zone.