Slime Princess you're alright, 
Flame Princess you're okay 
Wildberry Princess could be better 
All of the princesses are pretty alright but... 
Oh Bubblegum... You look like a lot of fun 
I'm right outside, and that is how I know 
Hey Princess did you get my text? 
With the picture of my awesome gun show. 
I'm also working on my pecs, 
If you'd like I'll send a picture of that too 
Oh Bubblegum... I really need someone 
or anyone... Pretty much anyone 
I'm so alone. 
Will somebody tell me what's wrong with me? 
Anybody?! 
Anybody?! 
Anybody?!