There's a brand-new sound
Hear it floating 'round?
Everyone get down
Tendonites are go
Everything's going to blow
Number one in line
Do read this behind:
Ours it's name the find
Now you see what I said?
It's the letters at the head
Tendonites are go
Everything's going to blow

Years, miles apart, and we are still just a couple nerds
But we're dropping tracker tracks and some noise 
and some oblique, ridiculous words
Met only once inside the walls of the Ground Kontrol
but now we are making music [bad word] from our difficult virtual souls

Our arm, it hurts
We spent too much time on the mouse
Time on the mou-oo-ouse
It could be worse
We could be outside of the house
Outside the hou-oo-ouse
Our arm, it hurts too
We spent too much time on the mouse
Time on the mou-oo-ouse
It could be worse, [bad word] We both could be outside of the house
Outside the hou-oo-ouse

You can't take up a position that you can't defend-o
You can't worry 'bout the number of your Myspace friends-o
I make a paper airplane and out the window send-o
You can't spell "The Tendonites" without a "Teen [bad word] 'Tendo"
You can't pick the right bathroom when you gender bend-o
You can't convalesce correct if you're not on the mend-o
I make a paper airplane and out the window send-o
You can't spell "The Tendonites" without a "Teen [bad word] 'Tendo"

Ten to the don to the I-T-Spam to the Tron to the X-O-Xoc sing crock and Spam make chips
Chiptunes, chains and whips

There's a brand-new sound - hear it floating 'round?
Everyone get down - Tendonites are g-g-go

You can't judge a motion picture if you have not screened it
You can't say you didn't know that your ol' lady suck a mean [bad word] You can't dress like George "The Animal" if you haven't green spit
You can't spell "The Tendonites" without a "'Tendo Teen [bad word] 
You can't sign on to the internet if your machine quit
Let alone get on a chan and post a stupid SEVENTEEN GET
Or find a video of trannies writhing in a Vaseline pit
You can't spell "The Tendonites" without a "'Tendo Teen [bad word]