On the first day of Christmas
My [bad word] love gave to me
[bad word] who drove into a tree 
On the second day of Christmas
My [bad word] love gave to me
Two shattered skulls
And a [bad word] who drove into a tree.... 

Twelve beaten children 
Eleven drive-by shootings 
Ten frozen homeless 
Nine amputations 
Eight burn victims 
Seven strangled shoppers 
Six random knifings 
Five suicides 
Four beaten wives 
Three O.D.'s 
Two shattered skulls 
And a [bad word] who drove into a tree