The scenario, gave me the heebeejeebee's like freaky deaky,
You looking at me like what the [bad word]  creepy,
You wanna sneaky sneaky, peaky,
Take a photo it'll last longer, clicky clicky.
Do you feel that abracadabra,
Hubba hubba, so call me magic johnson,
Like triple-double, without the trouble,
I'm cute like an old couple,
Weird like Fred [bad word] [bad word] 
That's weird. I don't make sense I make change,
And I don't make nice,
I make strange, if you wanna get weird then arrange,
Just hold still you might feel a little pain.
You afraid to get close, don't wanna cuddle,
You got the nerves of a jitter jitter double double,
Don't wanna huddle, don't even wanna tussle,
Don't wanna make a splash like a puddle.
Shhhh, be very, very quiet, go ahead and try it,
And if you like go ahead and buy it,
I'm like a low calorie,
No food and no drink diet, curiously strong,
It's very mint it's like you can't deny it.