Nothing like a little fun after school,
Ain't nothing like a little , [bad word] #39; and booze,
And if you don't like that,
Well that's totally cool man,
Have fun in chess club you [bad word] #39; loser.
 [bad word] #39;s crazy, New York or Vancouver,
It doesn't really matter,
It's still the same [bad word] 
I got away with murder, I got away with [bad word] 
I got away with everything,
After 3pm my education began,
What did we learn, well let me tell you man,
We learned that is for [bad word]  is for butt,
is for [bad word]  you know what,
is for my [bad word] 
Everybody let's a dirty ual party,
Cos is for [bad word] 
I wanna give some bad advice
Before you get good ones.
The less that you talk about [bad word] 
The more you get away with it because,
Loose lips sink ships, you know it,
Everybody finds out when you post it,
Who do you think has Facebook?
Just you, not your mom, your teacher,
The [bad word]  cops too,
Whoever talks the loudest is full of [bad word] 
The guy who doesn't say anything he's legit.
Everything we learned we learned after school,
Like guns and girls and [bad word] and booze,
Everything we learned we learned after school,
We didn't wait around
And learn from the [bad word] 
And when the last [bad word] is
When the education begun.
Teacher, teacher, think I wanna beat ya,
Pee Chee folder, Cafeteria pizza,
I'm feeling like Screech,
With the long reach, dirty sanchez Rebbeca Black,
Popping birth control pea,
AEIO I want you, you and you too, and some times y,
Because I wanna die when I realize
I could [bad word] a glue high.
All these little [bad word] need to learn the hard way,
You never go out and do [bad word] up [bad word] on a holiday,
That's when all the cops are out looking for your [bad word] 
Go out on [bad word] 29th, no one gives a [bad word] 
Smashing windows, playing nintendo,
Shooting out [bad word]  bus stops with sling shots,
Because I'll never get caught,
And I'm skipping class like jump rope.
The kids are kissing and moaning and groaning,
Alone and they're shaking and taking and wake
And baking' and fake n baking,
The kids are cheating, repeating and skeeting
And tweeting and beating and skeeting
And beating and skeeting.
Once in a while you gotta get some [bad word] 
Once in a while you gotta give some hugs,
Once in a while you gotta have some fun
And of course by once in a while
I mean every single [bad word] day.
 [bad word] love me cos they know that I can write,
 [bad word] love me cos they know that I can read,
 [bad word] love me cos
They know that I can count like 1, 2, 3, 6.
I want it, you want it, he wants it, they want,
She wants it, go get it, let's [bad word] all night,
And if you want me to stop,
Then get off my [bad word] 
And get off my jock because I'm hard,
Yes I'm harder than hard,
I'm hard-hardi-hardi-hard hard, [bad word]