Intro: Now hear me crowd a people
Now I dedicate this one to all of de possie dem seen, lord hear me

Country posse I wan hear you Mo-Bay posse I wan hear you
Kingston possie I wan hear you

Now the girls them a walk and the girls them a talk
Talk about Yellowman a broke them heart
Me take up the mic and a started to talk
lickle after that man the dancehall cork
??? a laugh and the food it nyam off
lickle after that promoter just a laugh

Me are de ram jam master, me are the bad superdupper
Yellowman he are de teacher, eh

One thing Yellowman can't understand
Every music me do it go number one
Me [bad word] up me girl weh they call Sharon [bad word] upon her hand and then she give me romance

Let me wreck a pum pum pon a big fat ting (x2)
(or: Let [bad word] up up up on a big fat ting)

Me on my way to Saint Elizabeth
Me [bad word] up this girl weh they call Bridget
She say Yellowman I love you to death
Well free, food, clothes what a you haffi fe get
She kiss me pon me chin [bad word] down me chest
Me love how she kiss and how she caress
When [bad word] to loving Yellowman him are de best

Let me wreck a pum pum pon a big fat ting (x2)

Me on my way go down to Negril
Me [bad word] a whitey? with a twenty dollar bill
She say Yellowman you fe have some skill
Ride a one wheel bicycle to Mandeville
Me better than Jack me better than Jill
Say ride upon me belly like you ride pon hill

Let me wreck a pum pum pon a big fat ting (x2)

Me on my way to Golden Spring
Me [bad word] up the girl weh named Sissy Lynn
Say when [bad word] to loving Yellow you are the King
Say lie down pon me like a lizard pon limb

Let me wreck a pum pum pon a big fat ting (x2)

Me on my way to San Diego
Me [bad word] up this girl and she love me so
She bend her back she touch her toe
Then me dance with her say please don't go
She say Yellowman I love you so
You doing it sweet like Mr. Sparrow
You rolling your belly like a [bad word] Go Go

Let me wreck a pum pum pon a big fat ting (x2)

Me on my way to Clarendon
Me didn't drive me car so me take a minivan
Me [bad word] up de girl weh they call named Sharon
She said Yellowman you is a very rich man
I heard that you money inna de bank
inna every parish me have 50 woman

Let me wreck a pum pum pon a big fat ting (x2)