Wooster] This is the story of Minnie the Moocher
She was a low-down hoochie coocher
She was the roughest toughest frail
But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale
Ho de ho de ho (Ho de ho de ho)
Rah de rah de rah (Rah de rah de rah)
But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale

[Wooster]- You know, I can't help feeling, Jeeves, that I could do better justice to this song if I understood what the words meant.
[Jeeves]- Oh, I doubt that, sir.
[Wooster]- I mean all this "Ho de ho de ho" stuff is pretty clear. What do you suppose a hoochie coocher is exactly?
[Jeeves]- It is difficult to say, sir. Unless it's in connection with one of the demotic American words for ardent spirits. I'm thinking of "hooch", a word of Eskimo origin, I'm informed.
[Wooster]- Tut. You bally well are informed, Jeeves! Do you know everything?
[Jeeves]- I really don't know, sir.

[Wooster] She had a dream about the King of Sweden
He gave her things that she was needin'
He gave her a home built of gold and steel
platinum car with diamond-studded wheels

[Wooster]- Now you see that is clever, Jeeves
[Jeeves]- Really, sir?
[Wooster]- That line about the "king of Sweden" and "things she was needin'"
[Jeeves]- Yes, his majesty king Gustav does seem to have been extraordinarily generous to the young lady, sir.
[Wooster]- No, no, no... I mean the fact that it rhymes. You see? Sweden... needin'.
[Jeeves]- Almost, sir.
[Wooster] Ho de ho de ho (Ho de ho de ho)

[Wooster]- I say, Jeeves, could you land a hand, do you think?
[Jeeves]- Very good, sir.
[Wooster]- It's just a little bit difficult, you know, being just the one of me... It's a the sort of choral response thing. I sing "ho de ho de ho" and you have to go "ho de ho de ho" back, you understand?
[Jeeves]- I think so, sir.

[Wooster] Ho de ho de ho
[Jeeves] Hode... hode... ho, sir
[Wooster] Rah