Passed out layin’ in a strip club parking lot
Missing my shoes and my shirt
Woke up face down, empty bottles all around
And why the [bad word] does my head hurt

You know you’ve been there
time or two
Believe it or not
We’re just like you
 [bad word] 
It’s a good life
Gettin’ so high the ground is out of sight
It’s a good life
Wakin’ up askin’ what happened last night
It’s a good life
I think I might have met my future ex wife

Wish we could remember these days
But we never will

Woke up by surprise to a girl I didn’t recognize
Probably should remember her name
I know it isn’t right when we’re loaded every single night
They all start to look the same

You know you’re been there
time or two
Believe it or not
We’re just like you
 [bad word] 

Wish we could remember these days
But we never will

It may be too late to save my soul
Better live it up before I get too old
So now it’s our tome to lose control
But who gives a [bad word] this is rock n’ roll

Yeah (Yeah)
 [bad word] 

Wish we could remember these days
But we never will