2 A song about acne (исполнитель: Charlie McDonnell)
12345678 spots on my face, too much acne to embrace The person behind them Zits on my back, with heads bright white, scarlet and black In much too much an awkward place to pop them Pimples on my chest, probably there because I’m stressed About the people talking behind my back About the spots on my face, the ones I wish I could erase Just like the so called friends that like to tease me about them Clearasil and Freederm, sitting in my bathroom The spots on my face can confirm that they don’t really work Proactiv solution deserves an execution For being an ablution that does nothing but smirk at me ‘Cause I’m an acne ridden teen 12345678 countless times I’ve tried and tried but my skin just ends up all dry And I’m left wanting to say inside But then one day I said: “Charlie, it’s not as bad as it could be They’re only spots, it’s not like you’ve died” Be a man, be who you are, but try not to pop them in case they scar Even though squeezing them is fun, fun, fun Understand at the end of the day to put your hands down and say okay Get out of the bathroom, and lie out in the sun (because I heard that helps) Clearasil and Freederm, sitting in my bathroom The spots on my face can confirm that they don’t really work Proactiv solution deserves an execution For being an ablution that does nothing but smirk at me ‘Cause I’m an acne ridden teen But I won’t let that define me Because the people that mind don’t matter And the people that matter don’t mind So when all that puss goes splatter Wipe it off your mirror, and wipe it from your mind You could try and dairy free diet And drink 8 cups of water a day But in the end your acne will [bad word] riot ‘Cause the hormones that cause them, just won’t go away [Scat Solo] Clearasil and Freederm, sitting in my bathroom The spots on my face can confirm that they don’t really work Proactiv solution deserves an execution For being an ablution that does nothing but smirk at me ‘Cause I’m an acne ridden, somewhat smelly, kind of weird But generally, A-OK teen