They're creepy and they're kookey.
Mysterious and spookey.
They're altogether together ookey.
The Addams Family.

The house is a museum.
When [bad word] to see'em.
They really are a scre-am.
The Addams Family.

Neat

Sweet

Petite

So get a witch's shawl on.
broomstick you can crawl on.
We're going to pay a call on.
The Addams Family.

Lyrics by Vic Mizzy.