Fangirl squeals, Doctor Who, reblog is all I do,
watching Sherlock, Reichenfeels, we need Season Three.

Gorgeous graphics, keyboard smashing, signal boosts and Mako-bashing,
Bryke is trolling, Moffat’s trolling, perfect OTP,

Social justice, F-bombs, food [bad word]  om nom nom,
Mean Girls, “The Life and Times,” and lawnmowers that can fly,

Please stop tagging your hate, this fic never updates,
all my feels, oh my Goddess, holy [bad word] I’m gonna cry!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through [bad word] 
to get this URL
‘cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, baby,
so call me maybe?

Hiddlestoners, Cumberbabes, who cares if they’re twice our age?
Shipping schism, activism, Stewart and Colbert.

Real talk, spam? block, Steve and Tony, Johnlock
and on art blogs, random pics of hair.

Yes this, now kiss, all my feelings in a gif,
Princess Kuzco, SOPA ban, lost ability to can,

Fanart, safe for work? Blatant [bad word]  don’t look
Fluffy fics, fanmix, what the [bad word] is Facebook?

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through [bad word] 
to get this URL
‘cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, baby,
so call me maybe?

Rage toons, scream and yell, Merthur and Destiel, [bad word] life, (you tool,) learned more from my dash than school.

Goodbye MegaUpload, reblog this potato!
Cat pics are heaven-sent,  [bad word] you” is [bad word] 

Superwholock, John Green, badass Katniss Everdeen,
Douche anons, torrent host, this has been a text post,

Bridesmaids, irony, [bad word] of “literally”
GPOY, lol nope, how’d this get ten thousand notes?!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through [bad word] 
to get this URL
‘cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, baby,
so call me maybe?

Ovaries long gone, [bad word] M. Night Shyamalan,
Ask Box limits suck, I’ll tell you ‘bout Homestuck.

Game of Thrones, out of spite, killed off everyone you liked -
America is so free, Post-Potter Misery

Sepia? Hipster found! Existential quotes abound,
Missing E., can’t unsee, ehehehe LOKI’D!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through [bad word] 
to get this URL
‘cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, baby,
so call me maybe?

All my creys, type-face and vids I do not understand
 [bad word]  Spongebob stahp, too bad I can’t Photoshop

Canon, fanon, what the hey, think I’ll ship it anyway,
Be right back I’m tear-bending, why is FitChelle still a thing?

Special snowflakes, Yu-Gi-Oh, da da dadadada da da AFRO,
Germany, Italy, ship them like Dramione.

No regret, that I met, strangers on the internet
thanks [bad word] 34, I can’t even anymore!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through [bad word] 
to get this URL
‘cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, baby,
so call me maybe?

Hey, I just met you… and this is crazy. But here’s my number, so call me maybe?