This Day is going to be Perfect.
The kind of day I've always longed for all along
Everypony will swoon and sigh
Say I look handsome in my tie
What they don't know is that I do not belong...

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This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day I thought that nothing could go wrong.
But instead of having cake
I'm once [bad word] fate
Those wedding bells, they're never good for me at all

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I could care less
about your stress
I won't partake
in any cake
Vows? You're just lying, go away
I know I'm the one whose better
It should be us who'll be together
The [bad word] is I want her to be my own
Move, Doctor, and make some room
For I'll be the better groom
And I'm here to take what should be mine

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We must escape before it's too late
Find a way to save the day!
Hope? Use the sonic right away
I wont accept that I may lose her
To one who wants to use her
Not care for, love, and cherish her each day.
For I want to be her groom
All my thoughts, she does consume.
Oh [bad word]  I'll be there very soon!

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Finally, the moment has arrived
For me to steal one lovely bride

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Oh, the wedding we won't make
She will be making a mistake [bad word] will be-