[bad word] the Red-Nosed Reindeer 
Had a very shiny nose,
and if you ever saw it,
you could even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names;
They never let [bad word] 
join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say:
 [bad word] with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"    
Then how the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
 [bad word] the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
You'll go down in history."
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You know Dasher an' Dancer,
an' Prancer an' Vixen, [bad word] an' Cupid, an' Donner an' Blitzen,
but do you recall
the most famous reindeer of all?

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Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say:
 [bad word] with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"    
Then how the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
 [bad word] the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
You'll go down, down, down, down, down, 
in history."