How lucky can one guy be?
I kissed her and she kissed me
Like the fella once said,
"Ain't that a kick in the head?"
The room [bad word] black,
I hugged her and she hugged back
Like the sailor said, quote,
"Ain't that a hole in the boat?"

My head keeps spinnin',
I go to sleep and keep grinnin'
If this is just the beginnin',
My life is gonna be bee-yoo-tee-ful
I've sunshine enough to spread,
It's just like the fella said
Tell me quick,
Ain't love a kick in the head?

[repeat first line [bad word] 
Like the fella once said,
"Ain't that a kick in the head?"
[repeat third line [bad word] 
Like the sailor said, quote,
"Ain't that a hole in the boat?"

My head keeps spinnin',
I go to sleep and keep grinnin'
If this is just the beginnin',
My life is gonna be bee-yoo-tee-ful
She's tellin' me we'll be wed,
She's picked out a king-size bed

I couldn't feel any better or I'd be sick
Tell me quick, oh, ain't love a kick?
Tell me quick, ain't love a kick in the head?