hey, elitists from L.A.; Los Angeles, California
you know who you are
you're driving fancy cars
your allowance exceeds my rent
well listen to what I have to say
remind yourselves every day
let's get the message on its way

well first of all,
 [bad word] your [bad word] attitudes
how can you be so [bad [bad word] 
you [bad word] look at me like when girls are jealous
and [bad word] your [bad word] L.A. bars
you're all a bunch of wannabe superstars
yeah, [bad word] your [bad word] act
you're a bunch of dressed up [bad word] rats

you get anything you want
mommy's dressed up [bad [bad word] 
you're [bad word] lounging in daddy's [bad word] mansion
and all your [bad word] stupid names
Blair and Tavis, that's [bad word] lame
Z-A-does not spell Zack,
what the [bad word] is with all that?

And you think you're so [bad word] impressive
Cause you can get your name on the [bad word] guestlist
raise your nose to the people in line
give the doorman a [bad word] high five

and then go
do my shoes match my shirt?
does my shirt clash with my pants?
do my pants match my eyes?
do my eyes look good tonight?
will this place be cool enough?
your hair looks oh, so tough
this looks so good for us
tonight my money's gonna buy me love

and [bad word] all of your deceiving
what's your fake heart fake [bad word] bleeding?
and all the girls you lay to your mat
are the same [bad word] girls you [bad word] laugh at
and [bad word] your [bad word] fake [bad word] world
and all your handed out [bad word] thrills
some of us, we have to work hard
just to get our little part
and maybe your glamour's not in Boston
but my friends are [bad word] awesome
and we'll keep on doing our best
even though our lives are a mess

and we go
will this check support this tour?
will this tour lose my job?
without my job where's the rent?
should we all just call it quits?
the dinner dates sure cost a lot
when 28 bucks is all you got
and your life is at a stop
and all your dreams are all self-taught

and this is the difference between our lives
no wonder tonight you feel alright
and I'm sorry if my mind is occupied
I'm trying to forget to wonder why
we're built up from nothing
I'm trying to forget to wonder why