Singers: Cthulhu Cthulhu, Cthulhu Cthulhu.
Coon: Yeeheah!
Singers: The evil hate-filled Cthulhu, from a dimension far away.
Flying through gates of madness and into your heart
Coon: Yeah, [bad word] all o'you!
Singers: Turning dreams into nightmares
Coon: Lick my balls!
Singers: Destroying all he sees
Coon: Now begins a new adventure for... MEEEE!
Singers: You and the dark one, Cthulhu
Sharing adventures and smiles,
It's a magical band two pals can share.
Soon the whole world will be made aware of
You and the death lord, Cthulhu
Makin' the world a better place.
Together you will have so much fun
Coon: Sending all my stupid friends to oblivion
Singers: You and the dark one, Cthulhu
Coon: Suck it, [bad word]