Reeko, try and understand, it really is that bad
It won't just go away, the party's over
It's past two o'clock, it's about time we stopped
'Cause I see the keg has been sucked dry

Cisco emptied into the aquarium
The fish all seem to float, the ex-lax lines the dog bowl
The toilets overflowed, we've had our fun so
There's nothing left, we got no place left to go

Mr. President please understand, it really is that bad
It won't just go away, it's just beginning
The ballots have been cast, we make like seaward rats
Leave this sinking ship, leave and not look back

The things we never tried to disallow [bad word] back to haunt us now with apple pie and Chevrolet [bad word] to see the end, we all made this bed
Now we got nowhere to lay, 'dies and gentlemen, try and understand