Well I'll bet
That you don't know that gameshow where the player wears
helmet
And walks around this maze that isn't really there
And I'll guess
That you don't know I watched it when I was a kid
Well [bad word] yes
It taught me more than either parent ever did

Be you tree friend
Be you tree foe
It's never just
TV show
Be you tree friend be you tree foe

Be you tree friend
Be you tree foe
Don't say it's just a TV show
It's the best thing I've ever known

Turn left
Get the bread
Can't spell magick?
You're dead

Treguard with his trendy beard says
Is this okay or just weird

Be you tree friend
Be you tree foe
It's never just
TV show
Be you tree friend be you tree foe

Be you tree friend
Be you tree foe
Don't say it's just a TV show