You got the view of the ocean
From the top floor of your apartment building
But every time we're together
It's all about you and your hair in the mirror
You never ask what I'm thinking, you
Never even try cause you're always so preoccupied
It's really funny how you freak out
Every time we go out and we gotta wait for a table
I'd really like to stay mad at you
How can I do it when you're just so cute?

You're my little jerk face loser boyfriend
You suck major, I don't know why I bother
You're my little jerk face loser boyfriend
You suck major, I don't know why I bother
I keep meaning to get rid of you
For some reason I, I just never do
Cause you're my little jerk face loser boyfriend
Loser boyfriend, little loser boyfriend

You roll your eyes when I'm angry
Or u turn the other way & u focus on the hostess
You're with your friends on my birthday, well
I knew that you'd forget so I wrote it on a postit
Yes, I can hear what you're saying cause
You talk so loud and your laugh is so annoying
& [bad word] out of patience w/this conversation
Please get over your self fascination
I'd really like to walk out on you
How can I do it when you're just so cute?

You're my little jerk face loser boyfriend
You suck major, I don't know why I bother
You're my little jerk face loser boyfriend
You suck major, I don't know why I bother
I keep meaning to get rid of you
For some reason I, I just never do
Cause you're my little jerk face loser boyfriend
Loser boyfriend, little loser boyfriend

You drive me crazy but I just can't tell u goodbye
You're irritating but I just can't put you aside
Isn't fair that every time that I try
You look right at me with those big dumb eyes, why

You're my little jerk face loser boyfriend
You suck major, I don't know why I bother
You're my little jerk face loser boyfriend
You suck major, I don't know why I bother
I keep meaning to get rid of you
For some reason I, I just never do
Cause you're my little jerk face loser boyfriend
Loser boyfriend, little loser boyfriend
Loser boyfriend, loser boyfriend
Little loser boyfriend