This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 
- the bare facts of the life we live 
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 
These are the facts of the life that we live 
This is who we are 

Bae facts of the life we live 
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are... 
- so help me god

Did you know, that 1 out of 4 americans has appered on tv? 
Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on -sites? 
Every day 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents 

The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year 
Cannabis is the most widely abused [bad word] in the world 

The average person laughs 13 times a day 
Elvis was originally blond 
The average age of first intercourse is 15,3 years old 
The average erect [bad word] is 5,2" long - and 4,2" circumcised 

Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing 
41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously 
20% of all females have had at least 1 homosual eksperience 

Did you know, that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-creme? 

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 
- the bare facts of the life we live 
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 
These are the facts of the life that we live 
This is who we are 

Bae facts of the life we live 
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are... 

22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster that an ambulance in Great Britian 
96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an [bad word] 
3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt batteri works on their tongue 

The 'Guiness Book Of Records' holds the record for being the most stolen book in the public libraries 
Butterflies taste with their feet 
5% of the population is [bad word] 

The worlds best known word is 'okay', the second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola' 

The giraf can clean its ears with its tongue 
Charles Chaplin once won 3. price in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest' 

In 1995 a japanese trawler sank because [bad word] cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30.000 feet 

Only one book has been printet in more copies than the bible - the IKEA-catalogue 

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 

- the bare facts of the life we live 

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 

These are the facts of the life that we live 

This is who we are 

The facts of the life we live 

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are... 

1 cigaret takes away five minutes of a person's life 

In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth - today we are 6 billion people 

(time is ticking, ticking, yeah...) 

'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants 

74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists 

More people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders 

21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep 

Did you know that originally a danish guy invented the burglar alarm - unfortunately it got stolen 

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... 

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is 

Yeah, yeah... 

This is who we are 

Bare facts of the live we live 

This is who we are, this is what we do 

This is who we are, this is what we do 

- so help me God