There was even going to be a party for you. big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, [bad word] Cube. Of course, he [bad word] because you murdered him. All your other friends [bad word]  either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: "Unlikable. Liked by no one. bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall NOT be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too.