You came twice last year like a Sears catalog
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg
Well now youre seeing me but soon Ill have you seeing God
Cause girl Ill get you panting like youre Pavlovs dog
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down
But baby your black box is the one that I found
Ill give you the gift that keeps on givin it wont cost you any money
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny

So down I go like Im 2000 Flushes
I can tell Im doing something right by the way that she blushes
Shes one thats speechless, Im the one thats tongue tied
Shes thinking holy mackerel Im thinking tuna on the side
There must be something wrong with Al Pacinos nose
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes
Yeah Im snorkeling for clams and it doesnt matter if I wanna be
 [bad word] up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell that the cherrys ripe by the way it tastes
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell that the cherrys ripe by the way it tastes
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty