01. Absurd-Ditties
02. I'm Telly Addict
03. Terry Talking
04. Ernie Had Hernia
05. Toccata In 
06. My Wife's Psychopath
07. Sod The Neighbours
08. Melancholy Margaret
09. Drooling Banjos
10. Alec's Gone
11. When You're Jimmy Saville
12. Caught Up The Reeperbahn!
13. Dez The Demon Decorator
14. Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)