Oh, I hate rehab so ... much!
I can't get out, I can't get out!
They drag me back,
I kick and fight
I'm spittin' on things,
I'm starting fights!
Lack of booze is killing me!
I need a drink, give me a drink!
Ah, rehab sucks! I [bad word] away!
But those doctors are making me stay and they say...

(Rehab Physician:)
We've got several steps you need [bad word] 
So you can get clean--get back on your feet.

(Rehab Patients:)
I don't need this; I don't need your ... help.
You're all stupid idiots,
You can all go to [bad word] 

(Physician:)
Shock 'em now, there is no escape
Same goes for all of you 
Until I let you out of this place!
Now, you all have problems, that's the [bad word] #33;
You're narcissistic parasites,
But we can save you

But you got to tell us whyyyyy
All the reasons you got high
The reason that you uuused
The cause for your abuuuuse!

If we could find out whyyy
We could treat you insiiiide
The action that we'll taaaake--
The way to be saved
Why did you drink?

(Pickles:)
I drank because it's cool!

(Physicians:)
Why did you drink?!

(Pickles:)
I drank because it tastes good!

(Physicians:)
Why did you abuse?!

(Pickles:)
I really like the flavour!

(Physicians:)
That answer just won't do!

(Pickles:)
It'll have to do! 
It'll have to do! 
It'll have to do!

(Physicians:)
If you don't tell me what I need to hear
You'll never get clean
You'll always live in fear!
You'll never go home
You'll be replaced in your band
Do you know what I mean?

(Pickles:)
Yes, I understand!
When I was a boy, I was traumatized
I was six years old and my brother lied!
He burned down the garage,
And he blamed it on me
And that was the first time I ever had a drink

I drank, I drank
I drank it all away
It's my brother's fault!
It's my brother's fault!
THAT'S THE REASON THAT I DRINK!

(Physicians:)
You must forgive your brother!

(Pickles:)
...No way.