Epic Rap Battles of History Fan Group - [bad word]  [bad word] club51568297

John Lennon:
Help, you're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle

Why are you [bad word] off all the time? Didn't your mom give you a cuddle?

You're the type of guy who could die of a heart attack just in the shower

You need to chill out for a minute and smoke weed for an hour

Every time I watch your show, all you do is scream at me

And your face looks like a [bad word] I took high on LSD

I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend. I can see through all your tricks

I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his [bad word] 

Bill O' Reilly:

You [bad word] long hair, living in your yellow submarine

Well, you're about to get sunk, by the right wing, political machine

Stop your presses Lennon, you call me MR. Bill O'Reilly

When [bad word] to squashing Limeys, [bad word] recommended highly!

You're weak, between you and me, there's [bad word] 

I'll beat you so bad you'll weep gently like George Harrison

You're Paul McCartney's [bad word] with less talent than Ringo

And I'd rather suck George Bush's [bad word] than Yoko Ono's

John Lennon:

Well you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your [bad word] for free I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer, and give you a lobotomy

I'm tired of how you scheme to stir the people up

Why don't you just take a vacation and SHUT THE [bad word] UP?

Bill O'Reilly:

Because I'm evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle

Ten thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a Beatle

Don't tell me to shut the [bad word] up, that's how I survive

Now here's Sting. What? [bad word] it, we'll do it live!